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aprile 10, 2026
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"Jimmy, don't bother your father with that now. He's got little enough on his mind as it is."
"Oh, Albert, it makes no sense! You're spending all that money when you have a wife who could pack you a nice, little lunch!"
"Trinket?! Haven't you bankers ever heard of gold?"
"Some husband; he wants his wife in jail!"
"At that price, he ought to have his own car!"
"Look, we are pals, pal, but where am I going to get $50, huh? I can't even pay these bills!"
"Oh, no; they're not taking this duck in that death trap!"
"I wish that fool professor made enough money so I could investigate him."
"Look Al, sweetheart. I'm only trying to save you money. I mean by making me a partner, you'll save paying me all those exorbitant lawyer's fees."
"[to the viewers] Wait. What am I doin'? [on Albert] A sane adult with a law degree, crawling outta the barnyard, barking at fowls, tryin' to find some stupid duck who lays solid go.... [one second pause] Solid gold eggs! [barks 3 times to look for Charley]"
"Doctor Gottlieb: Excuse me. I have to go recheck the IQ of this chimp - a hundred and forty, higher than mine."
"Judge: One word of caution, son. If it ever lays another gold egg, bury it. Quick."
"What an EGGstravaganza!"
"It's Charlie...the webfoot wonder with the 24 karat layaway plan!"
"What a way to feather your nest!"
"Dean Jones - Albert Dooley"
"Sandy Duncan - Katie Dooley"
"Joe Flynn - Finley Hooper"
"Tony Roberts - Fred Hines"
"James Gregory - Rutledge"
"Lee Montgomery - Jimmy Dooley"
"Jack Kruschen - Doctor Gottlieb"
"Virginia Vincent - Eunice Hooper"
"Jack Bender - Arvin Wadlow"
"Billy Bowles - Orlo Wadlow"
"Sammy Jackson - Frisby"
"Arthur Hunnicutt - Mr. Purdham"
"Frank Wilcox - Bank Manager"
"Bryan O'Byrne - Bank Teller"
"Ted Jordan - Mr. Forbes"
"Bing Russell - Mr. Smith"
"Peter Renaday - Mr. Beckert"
"Frank Cady - Assayer"
"George O'Hanlon - Parking Attendant"
"Jonathan Daly - Carter"
"Hal Smith - Courthouse Guard"
"Edward Andrews - Morgan"