Superstar (film)

"SUPERSTAR!"

"These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby, and this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS, okay?"

"Are you aware that I am rubber/glutter, and you are glue, and whatever you say to me bounces off, of me, and sticks to you? So put that in your, back pocket."

"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and then I smell them like this!"

"[to Evian] Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!"

"[to Evian] If I was Sissy Spacek in the movie Carrie, I'm gonna use my telekinesis to KILL you!"

"Your birthmark looks like shit!"

"[to Evian] Go drink a bottle of yourself!"

"Molly Shannon as Mary Katherine Gallagher"

"Will Ferrell as Sky Corrigan/Jesus"

"Harland Williams as Eric Slater"

"Elaine Hendrix as Evian Graham"

"Mark McKinney as Father Tylenol Ritley"

"Glynis Johns as Grandma Gallagher"