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"I took one course in existential philosophy at, uh, at New York University, and on, uh, on the final... they gave me ten questions, and, uh, I couldn't answer a single one of 'em. You know? I left 'em all blank... I got a hundred."
"You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert."
"I don't know much about classic music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg tried on their wedding night."
"To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"Female fan: [to Bates] Will you autograph my left breast?"
"Woody Allen - Sandy Bates"
"Charlotte Rampling - Dorrie"
"Jessica Harper - Daisy"
"Marie-Christine Barrault - Isobel"
"Tony Roberts - Tony"