Sisters (2015 film)

"You're so full of shit, I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups."

"What fresh fuckery is this?"

"Get your peanut butter out of my sister's chocolate."

"I'm not a hothead, I'm brassy!"

"[the sisters have visited their parents uninvited only to realize that they are otherwise engaged] Did we just cock block our parents?"

"[the sisters are clothes shopping for the party] We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42."

"Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks."

"Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only."

"James: Is it past the tutu?"

"Brinda: Everyone say a non-denominational prayer to yourselves."

"Tattooed Bodybuilder: My safe word is "keep going"."

"Tina Fey - Kate Ellis"

"Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis"

"Maya Rudolph - Brinda"

"Ike Barinholtz - James"

"Dianne Wiest - Deana Ellis"

"James Brolin - Bucky Ellis"

"John Cena - Pazuzu"

"Madison Davenport - Hayley"

"John Leguizamo - Dave"

"Bobby Moynihan - Alex"

"Rachel Dratch - Kelly"

"Brian d'Arcy James - Jerry"

"Chris Parnell - Phil"

"Paula Pell - Dana"

"Jon Glaser - Dan"

"Dan Byrd - Patrick Campbell"

"Greta Lee - Hae Won"

"Santino Fontana - Mr. Geernt"

"Britt Lower - Mrs. Geernt"

"Adrian Martinez - Officer Harris"

"Kate McKinnon - Sam"

"Renée Elise Goldsberry -Kim"