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aprile 10, 2026
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"Who loves you, baby?"
"You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!"
"[as it starts raining] Oh, this country blows."
"That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?"
"Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Brannon versus the Man who would be Queen?""
"I call that my kung pow chicken."
"[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!"
"I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet."
"[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!"
"Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!"
"And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Brannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me."
"I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin' me out."
"I'm a 30 year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?"
"Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money."
"Jackie Chan - Chon Wang (stand-in by Vladimir Chaloupka)"
"Owen Wilson - Roy O'Brannon (doubled by Jimmy N. Roberts)"
"Aaron Johnson - Charlie Chaplin"
"Thomas Fisher - Artie Doyle"
"Aidan Gillen - Lord Nelson Rathbone"
"Fann Wong - Chon Lin"
"Donnie Yen - Wu Chow"
"Oliver Cotton - Jack the Ripper"
"Kim Chan - Chon Wang and Chon Lin's father"
"Gemma Jones - Queen Victoria"
"Tom Wu - Lead Boxer Liu"
"Kelly-Marie Kerr - Clara"