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aprile 10, 2026
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"He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers."
"I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake!"
"It's not like I had a hysterectomy. I just got fired."
"I have work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage."
"Hey! I'm a non-practicing virgin."
"You look like a doily."
"Are employee snacks subsidized?"
"There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite. But there's no secret handshake."
"I am not required to make the world a better place."
"Honey, the only thing you have to be at age 23 is yourself."
"There's no point to any of this. It's just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moments where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I, I sit back and smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt."
"I'm bursting with fruit flavor."
"You have reached the winter of our discontent."
"He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented."
"Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship."
"My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years."
"My parents have been married for 26 years. Theyre like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting."
"Don't you ever wish you were a lesbian?"
"It's not like its happening to me. It's like it's in a crappy show like Melrose Place."
"Evian is naive spelled backwards."
"I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you."
"[after coming out to his mother] I wanna be miserable and happy and all that. I wanna be let back into the house."
"My goal is... I'd like a career or something."
"Life is always funnier when it happens to someone else."
"A comedy about love in the 90's"
"Winona Ryder - Lelania Pierce"
"Ethan Hawke - Troy Dyer"
"Ben Stiller - Michael Grates"
"Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Milner"
"Steve Zahn - Sammy Gray"