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aprile 10, 2026
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"Barry Cryer: "Tesco ready meals - Horses for courses!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! - It's not butter!""
"Miles Jupp: "The Wild Bean Café - You have literally no other option!""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While reading the Exchange and Mart...""
"John Finnemore: "Fray Bentos - Don't ask, don't tell.""
"John Finnemore: "Hull Trains - Oh, doesn't every city have its own trains? Oh, I'm sorry. We do.""
"Tony Hawks: "Ferrero Rocher - They're the dogs' bollocks!""
"Tony Hawks: "Wakefield - Because you came off at the wrong exit on the motorway.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Andrex - Shit happens.""
"John Finnemore: "Yellow Pages - In case the internet stops existing.""
"John Finnemore: "Prosecco - For those special occasions that aren't that special.""
"Miles Jupp: "McDonald's - We have toilets!""
"John Finnemore: "Ryanair - You knew what you were getting into!""
"Barry Cryer: "The Noise Abatement Society - ...""
"Barry Cryer: "Durex - In your wallet for years.""
"Barry Cryer: "The Milk Marketing Board - A glass of milk... in every glass.""
"Jack Dee: "A dreadful habit of young Mart's was lighting his and others' farts...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Southern or Northern Rail - We're not happy 'til you're not happy.""
"Jack Dee: "Without permission, stupid Jake went skating on a frozen lake...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once found my pet puss in Boots...""
"Jack Dee: "Young James thought it would be a lark, to ride upon a great white shark...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "We went to a show with Ken Dodd...""
"Miles Jupp: "Disneyland - Because if you don't take them, they will never shut up!""
"Jack Dee: "A wicked habit of young Bill's, was rifling through his father's pills...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Vodafone - Mos...ubbish...obile...hone...cept...in...country.""
"Caroline Quentin: "Apple - Think different. Think ungramattical.""
"Tony Hawks: "She was just seventeen, well you know what I mean...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I've spent the afternoon stuffing olives.""
"Alexander Armstrong: "Taken... from Matthew Chapter 2 Beginning at Verse 5""
"Tony Hawks: "One Flew Over the Curate's Vest""
"Alexander Armstrong: "Oppenhymnbook""
"Rachel Parris: "10 Things I Hate About Pews""
"Rev. Richard Coles: "A Streetcar Named Messiah""
"Tony Hawks: "Star Trek and the Wrath of Chaka Khan""
"Barry Cryer: "The Count of Monte Disco""
"Tony Hawks: "It's Raining A Few Good Men""
"John Finnemore: "Inglorious Gaynor""
"Tony Hawks: "Jiving Miss Daisy""
"John Finnemore: "I Know What You Did, Donna Summer""
"Tony Hawks: "Some Like It Hot, Hot, Hot""
"Barry Cryer: "Village People of the Damned""
"Tony Hawks: "Chariots of Earth, Wind and Fire""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "How Deep is Your Love in the Time of Cholera""
"John Finnemore: "Dial 'Boney M' for Murder""
"Barry Cryer: "Peter Pan's People""
"Tony Hawks: "Eee, Tea!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "There's Summat Abaht Mary""
"Barry Cryer: "From Hull to Eternity""
"Caroline Quentin: "About a Boycott""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Castleford Tigers, Hidden Dragon""