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aprile 10, 2026
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"[has Friday the dog under his jacket] What's the matter? You've never seen a husky kid in a hoodie before?"
"You sold a guy a rock in a box for $20."
"[runs into the kids' bedroom while brushing his teeth] Did I leave my whitening strips in here?"
"I'm suing you, I'm suing the state, I'm suing those kids, I'm suing the guy who invented shrink wrap, I'm suing everyone!"
"No stray gets turned away."
"Who let the dogs in?"
"Jake T. Austin — Bruce"
"Emma Roberts — Andi"
"Johnny Simmons — Dave"
"Troy Gentile — Mark"
"Kyla Pratt — Heather"
"Don Cheadle — Bernie"
"Robinne Lee — Carol"
"Lisa Kudrow — Lois"
"Kevin Dillon — Carl"