Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

"[after seeing chocolate stains all over Harry] Harry, why are you covered in poo?"

"So, did you give him some yet? You know some!"

"Man you got some serious self issues to work out my pudgy-ugly little friend."

"There's only one way to settle this...make out contest."

"Next time Turks handing out wedgies...your not going to get one! Na uh! Were done pal, finito, the end...Auf wiener schnitzel...Mozeltov!"

"You're it!"

"[thinking] Wow! She's actually making me feel hot. [is shown to be sitting on a heater] I didn't think the first time would hurt so much... [Out loud] ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!"

"Then she said something about something."

"I changed for dinner, I always change when I eat, except for breakfast and spazz meal."

"Good one Captain Rob, he does look like a you-know-what!"

"Women In Museum: The daddy polar bear was shot by hunter...just like your father!"

"Ms. Heller: I'm Ms. Heller the lunch lady...oh, damn! I mean your new teacher! ...Yeah!"

"Go back to school with everyone's favourite dimwits."

"Before the first movie, there was high school. They missed the bus."

"The evolution of dumb."

"Derek Richardson as Harry Dunne"

"Eric Christian Olsen as Lloyd Christmas"

"Rachel Nichols as Jessica Matthews"

"Eugene Levy as Principal Collins"

"Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Dunne"

"Luis Guzman as Ray the Janitor"

"Cheri Oteri as Ms. Heller"

"Bob Saget and Julia Duffy as Walter and Mrs. Matthews"

"Elden Henson as Turk"

"Shia LaBeouf as Lewis"

"William Lee Scott as Carl"

"Michelle Krusiec as Cindy "Ching-Chong""

"Josh Braaten as Toby"

"Teal Redmann as Terri"

"Lin Shaye as Margie"

"Julie and Shawnie Costello as the Felcher twins"

"Timothy Stack as Doctor"

"Brian Posehn as Convenience Store Clerk"

"Katt Williams as Neighbor (Uncredited)"