"Dirty Larry - the movie where the crooks wait for Larry to go in his jacket, pull out a big ass gun. What'd they thin…"

"NAACP spokesman: They'll never play the Rambos until they stop playing the Sambos."

"Uncle Ray: There ain't nothin to it but to do it."

"Sam Ace: I knew exactly what she could do. And she did too. As she walked towards me, I saw that twinkle in her eyes.…"

"The guy from the Dirty Larry clip: What you say, honky sucker pig-head jive-turkey fool?"

"Tyrone: I didn't like this movie at all. First of all, it was the fact that I couldn't say the title. I get tired of …"

"Casting Director: Relax! But I need some tension at the same time. But not too relaxed. But don't forget to give me s…"

"Protestor: I think Bobby Taylor is a two-bit goat smellin' spook, obviously from the Coon Repertoire Theater of Ameri…"

"Robert Townsend - Bobby Taylor / Jasper / Speed / Sam Ace / Rambro"

"I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew so…"