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April 10, 2026
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"Ike Barinholtz - Bobby White"
"Diedrich Bader - Frank Crane"
"Zane Holtz - Alex"
"Krystal Mayo - Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
"Dave Foley - Principal Smith"
"Some sagas just won't die."
"Jenn Proske - Becca Crane"
"Randal Reeder - Biker Dude"
"Matt Lanter - Edward Sullen"
"Christopher N. Riggi - Jacob White"
"Nick Eversman - Jeremiah"
"Ken Jeong - Daro"
"From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie!"
"Grab your guns! It's Hot Shots Part Deux!"
"Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley"
"The mother of all sequels!"
"Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!"
"Michelle Huddleston: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men."
"News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat."
"War... it's fantastic!"
"Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!"
"Just Deux it."
"Lloyd Bridges - President Thomas "Tug" Benson"
"[about to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die LOSES!"
"[to a roomful of Japanese businessmen] It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars."
"Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!"
"I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't."
"Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada... I don't THINK so."
"Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country."
"These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..."
"I had to come. It was a sequel."
"Ryan Stiles - Rabinowitz"
"Gregory Sierra - The Captain (uncredited)"
"Clyde Kusatsu - Prime Minister Soto (uncredited)"
"Michael Colyar - Williams"
"Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein"
"David Wohl - Gerou"
"Martin Sheen - Benjamin L. Willard (uncredited)"
"Mitchell Ryan - Senator Gray Edwards"
"Brenda Bakke - Michelle Huddleston"
"Richard Crenna - Colonel Denton Walters"
"Miguel Ferrer - Commander Arvid Harbinger"
"Valeria Golino - Ramada Rodham Hayman"
"Rowan Atkinson - Dexter Hayman"
"Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live."
"Samuel West - Edward"
"Robert Portal- Cedric"
"Georgina Cates - Emily"
"I want my sexual awakening and I want it now!"
"Sean Pertwee - George"