Superhero Movie

"If I hadn't pushed her out of the way she would have die...aaaaaaah!"

"I think I have...superpowers!"

"I'm looking seriously over the city...in a squatting position."

"I met a guy at Craigslist."

"Those are Celine Dion lyrics!"

"[to Jill] I realize, we can never be together."

"Why yes. This is, healthy cough blood."

"Good. You're a hard-working fine young man. Let's hope you're not brutally murdered, too!"

"Are you frickin' insane?!"

"No, crazy is hearin' voices, talkin' to cats, datin' Paula Abdul. I am not crazy; I...am a visionary!"

"I just shat my pants."

"I met a girl at Craigslist."

"[last words, before being killed by his hourglass bomb] Oh, fuck."

"With great power comes hot bitches."

"Look at you, eatin' junk food, wearin' fake beards."

"You did surgery on me?"

"I can't breathe; you're kneelin' on my balls!"

"And once a month you'll bleed from your vagina!"

"Don't forget about the bitches."

"Watch where you're going in slo-mo, dipshit!"

"I'll drive."

"That's a lie. I think of suicide every single day."

"Hey anyone want to get high? I have some hash with me. White guy in the dreads, you know what I am talking about? Can I get a what-what? Holla! I've got a stiff pole for your sweet hole. Anyone? Anyone? Pussies!"

"You have an incredible ass!"

"[before falling down after Albert pushed him] Shiiiit!..."

"No, it's not your dead wife."

"Yes, you see, we confused you with one of our sex-change patients, but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. We did, however, cut off your testicles, but since your wife's dead, you won't be needin' 'em!"

"Yes I know... [while fainting]"

"How do I know that baby's even mine?!"

"Squatting on a glass table...two girls...one cup...you know what to do!"

"We have people who can walk through walls. And we have people who think they can walk through walls!"

"Because he can do this!"

"Make a costume, shit-head! I swear, they're gettin' dumber and dumber every year!"

"How's that feel, Invisi-Bitch?!"

"Dude, you're on my gargoyle."

"What are you doing?"

"Get a blanket or something!"

"Holy shit!"

"Get the fire extinguisher!"

"Aah, stop you idiot!"

"Drake Bell as Rick Riker/Dragonfly"

"Sara Paxton as Jill Johnson"

"Christopher McDonald as Lou Landers/Hourglass"

"Leslie Nielsen as Uncle Albert"

"Kevin Hart as Trey"

"Marion Ross as Aunt Lucille"

"Ryan Hansen as Lance Landers"

"Robert Joy as Stephen Hawking"

"Brent Spiner as Dr. Strom"

"Jeffrey Tambor as Dr. Whitby"