Epic Movie

"(as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled) Whoa, Stifler's mom!"

"(in his old age) Chuck Norris rules."

"Damn that Superman plot!"

"Willy: Who wants to chew my gumballs?"

"Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!"

"Peter: (as Superman) You shot me in the freaking eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that?! That was so unnecessary! You bastard!"

"Kanye West look-alike: (while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus) The White Bitch doesn't care about black people."

"Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: Shit, bitch, I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel god damn Jackson!"

"Borat look-alike: Jagshemash! My name-a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending! (the water wheel runs over the orphans) Not!"

"White Bitch: I hate those fucking kids."

"Paris Hilton look-alike: I'm so hot. (yells as she gets crushed by Susan, who was thrown off the plane)"

"Mr. Tumnus : Screw Gnarnia!"

"White Bitch: (trying to read) The... keeds... have... esca-puh-duh."

"We Know It's Big. We Measured."

"Kal Penn - Edward Pervertski"

"Adam Campbell - Peter Pervertski"

"Jennifer Coolidge - White Bitch"

"Jayma Mays - Lucy Pervertski"

"Faune A. Chambers - Susan Pervertski"

"Crispin Glover - Willy"

"Tony Cox - Bink"

"Héctor Jiménez - Mr. Tumnus"

"Darrell Hammond - Captain Jack Swallows"

"Carmen Electra - Mystique"

"Fred Willard - Aslo"

"David Carradine - Museum Curator"

"Kevin McDonald - Harry Potter"