"Unhand her, Dan Backslide! Unhand her, Dan Backslide! Unhand her, Dan Backslide! Hey, we’re getting in a rut! Stand up and fight, you coward, bully, cad, and thief!"

"[After getting beaten up repeatedly by Dora] Help! Tom! Help! Dick! Help! Larry!"

"Little do they know that now, within this very tavern, Dan Backslide, the former sneak of Roquefort Hall, coward, bully, cad and thief, and arch enemy of the Dover Boys, squanders his misspent life!"

"Is The Dover Boys the first 'modern' cartoon? …Chuck Jones stylized the animation in this cartoon in a way that anticipated what several consciously modern studios like UPA would be doing a decade later."

"Hark! The Dover Boys! Drat them! Double Drat them! They are escorting Dora Standpipe! Dear rich Dora Standpipe! HOW I LOVE HER! —father’s money."

"A runabout? I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!"

"Out and away the most popular fellows at old P.U., are the three Dover Boys: Tom, the fun-loving member of the trio; Dick, a serious lad of 18 summers (plus a winter in Florida, as related in “The Dover Boys in the Everglades”); and Larry, the youngest of the three jerks— er, ah, brothers."

"And now it is time to say goodbye. Goodbye."

"Pimento U, oh, sweet PU Thy fragrant odor scents the air A pox on Yale Poo poo, Purdue Pimento U, my college fair"

"Oh, Dora, dear Sweet, Dora, dear Keep courage up and chin held high The stalwart sons of old PU Are here at hand to do or die PU, PU, we're all for you! Yay, boom!"

"Help! Tom! Help! Dick! Help! Larry!"

"“We could make beautiful movies together.” says Buddy to his wife after skimming through his issue of SCREW. Buddy is mistaken. There is absolutely, without a doubt, no fucking way that these two white trash, out of shape, drunk on Schlitz yokels could even begin to make anything resembling beauty on film. How do we know this? The proof is right there on VHS."

"Darlin’, you got the biggest pussy in the world!"

"Why don't you kiss my ass, my money makin' ass."

"Apparently we’re to believe that [Buddy’s erectile disfunction] has been going on for the duration of their union, which we are told, has been 9 or 11 loooong years. Why do they stay in this relationship? We hope that other aspects of their lives are more rewarding. Buddy is shown to be tender at various times, even telling his wife at one point that she has a “tremendous pussy”, although he could be referring to the size."

"I'm talkin' about gettin' down solid, baby!"

"[First lines] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Dragon Art Theatre. Before the program starts this evening however, a word of warning and caution: The films you are about to see are “adult” motion pictures, rated “X”. If you do not understand what an adult motion picture is, or if you would be offended by frank and intimate scenes, then we urge you not to view these motion pictures."

"We also hear either the director, or the camera man, let out a loud, long belch during one shot. This belch has been attributed to Buddy by some. However, upon closer inspection, one can clearly hear Buddy moaning at the same moment the belch occurs."

"[after fingering Sam] What’s this white stuff? Now, that’s cum. Now, you shoulda tol’ me dinner was ready."

"I need you to lift up your head, Sam. Get on your hands and knees, baby."

"BAT PUSSY, technically, cannot be referred to as a “fuck movie” since there is no discernable “fucking” in it. The reason for this is that the lead, “Buddy” - an Evel Knievel look-alike with a tattoo of a running hog on his ass - just can’t seem to get it up."

"I’ma stick my tongue so far up yer pussy it’s gonna come out yer mouth."

"I'm getting a divorce tomorrow. My lawyer's better in the morning bed than you are."

"Much like Spider-man uses his “Spidey Sense” to divine trouble within his vicinity, Bat Pussy utilizes her “Twitching Twat” to predict pending sex crimes. Hiding out in a Tardis-like outhouse, Dora Dildo spends her days pacing back and forth in a nightgown waiting for her “secret twat”(?) to signal that “… someone’s about ta make a fuck movie in my holy Gotham City!”"

"I’ma take my secretary an’ fuck her in tha ass, then I’ma come home an’ let you suck my dick!"

"If I’m fuckin’ you in the ass it don’ make no difference whether it’s you, or a man, cuz it don’ make a goddamn [unintelligible] cuz I’m gonna get me some good ass."

"You don't even know how to fuck. You wouldn't know how if you was doin' your grandmother."

"Brian Sergent as Wynyard the Frog, Trevor the Rat, F. W. Fly, Jim the Frog, Chuck the Frog, The Spider and the Vietnamese Gophers."

"Stuart Devenie as Sebastian the Fox, Dr. Quack the Duck, Madame Bovine, Sandy the Chicken, Cedric the Warthog, Seymour the Elechicken, Mr. Big the Whale, Female Rabbit #2 and Chorus Girl #1."

"Mark Wright as Sid the Elephant, The Masked Masochist, Louie the Dog, Guppy the Fish, Poodle, Snake bartender, Crab and Chorus Girl #4."

"Oh, shit! I was just about to pop my cookies!"

"Eat lead, you man-stealing slut!"

"Fane Flaws as Musician Frog."

"Danny Mulheron as Heidi the Hippo. (body only)"

"[last words before his death] Oh, shit!"

"Peter Vere-Jones as Bletch the Walrus, Arthur the Worm, The Baker, Newspaper Mouse and the Announcer."

"Puppet spunk hits the fan!"

"Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun."

"Soldier gopher: Bỏ vũ khí xuống và giơ tay lên những con chó chạy theo chủ nghĩa xét lại. ("Drop your weapons and put your hands up revisionist running dogs.")"

"Educator gopher: Thời gian học lại cho bọn đế quốc phát xít. ("Re-education time for fascist imperialists.")"

"Educator gopher: Tôi vẫn nói rằng doanh nghiệp tư nhân là chấp nhận được ở cấp làng cung cấp nó được kiểm soát chặt chẽ bởi bên. ("I still say that private enterprise is acceptable at a village level, providing it is strictly controlled by the party.")"

"Educator gopher: (pointing Chuck, Wynyard, and Jim to a blackboard that says "Lyndon Johnson is very bad egg") You... read... You... read."

"Donna Akersten as Lucille the Poodle, Samantha the Cat, Dorothy the Sheep, Female Rabbit #1, Chorus Girl #2 and Fitness Tape Voice."

"From the creator of "Bad Taste", comes a movie with no taste at all!"

"Mark Hadlow as Robert the Hedgehog, Heidi the Hippo, Barry the Bulldog and Chorus Girl #3."

"Sex, drugs and soft toys."

"Abi: Please, do not interrupt me. I am traveling on the astral plane."

"Guppy: Is something the matter, Mr. Bletch?"

"Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer."