"[First lines] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Dragon Art Theatre. Before the program starts th…"

"If I’m fuckin’ you in the ass it don’ make no difference whether it’s you, or a man, cuz it don’ make a goddamn [unin…"

"I'm talkin' about gettin' down solid, baby!"

"I’ma stick my tongue so far up yer pussy it’s gonna come out yer mouth."

"I’ma take my secretary an’ fuck her in tha ass, then I’ma come home an’ let you suck my dick!"

"[after fingering Sam] What’s this white stuff? Now, that’s cum. Now, you shoulda tol’ me dinner was ready."

"Why don't you kiss my ass, my money makin' ass."

"I'm getting a divorce tomorrow. My lawyer's better in the morning bed than you are."

"You don't even know how to fuck. You wouldn't know how if you was doin' your grandmother."

"I need you to lift up your head, Sam. Get on your hands and knees, baby."