"She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?"

"Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?"

"As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth! That's a promise."

"Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil."

"You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"

"God...forgive me. [kills himself]"

"Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all of my friends! Good thinking!"

"I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling! [laughing]"

"You know what they say, "Love is blind!""

"You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live."

"Why, Lisa, why? Please talk to me! Pleeease! You are part of my life! You are everything! I cannot go on without you, Lisa!"

"Get out, get out, get out of my life!"

"Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world!"

"[comes outside with a water bottle] I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! [throws the bottle on the ground in anger] I did not! Oh hi, Mark."

"[on his job at the bank] They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me, and I don't care anymore."

"You are lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

"Frances Fisher - Jessica Pond"

"Earl Hindman - Chet / Black John / Jerry (voice)"

"Tony Frank - Dino"

"Zach Grenier - Sid Greenberg"

"Robert Trebor - Jeffrey Fisher / Francine"

"Linda Atkinson - Sheila Fleming"

"Michael Wincott - Kent / Michael / Joe"

"John Pankow - Dietz"

"Alec Baldwin - Dan"

"John C. McGinley - Stu"

"Leslie Hope - Laura"

"Ellen Greene - Ellen"

"Eric Bogosian - Barry Champlain"

"Barry and I worked together for over seven years. And whenever you threatened him over the air, man, he would stick it right back in your face. It was like his dick was flapping in the wind and he'd like to see if he could get an erection. The guy had a little dick, but he liked to flap it out there. Then they cut it off, so now he's dead. I don't know if you understand my analogy, but it's the clearest one I can make."

"Believe it or not, you make perfect sense to me. I should hang. I'm a hypocrite. I ask for sincerity and I lie. I denounce the system as I embrace it. I want money and power and prestige. I want ratings and success. I don't give a damn about you or the world. That's the truth. For this I could say I'm sorry, but I won't. Why should I? I mean, who the hell are you anyways, you - audience! You're on me every night like a pack of wolves because you can't stand facing what you are and what you've made! Yes, the world is a terrible place. Yes, cancer and garbage disposals will get you. Yes, a war is coming. Yes, the world is shot to hell and you're all goners! Everything's screwed up and you like it that way, don't you!"

"This country is in deep trouble people! This country is rotten to the core and somebody better do something about it! Now I want you to take your hand out of that bowl of Fritos, throw away your National Enquirer, and pick up the phone!"

"Barry Champlain is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there."

"And what if a woman competes with you in the marketplace and takes your job? What if black men start dating and marrying white women? Oh! And what if homosexuals are teaching your children? And what if you're afraid to walk the streets at night? What if you see yuppies getting rich while you're standing in the unemployment line? And what if your government sends you to Vietnam to fight a war they have no chance of winning? And what if your country is slipping away, lost? I know the argument, friend. It's the great theory of history. I've heard it before. It says, "When things ain't good, instead of getting down and doing something about it, instead of changing your life, it's a hell of a lot easier to blame somebody else." And it just don't wash in my book."

"This is Barry Champlain reminding you that sticks and stones can break your bones, but words cause permanent damage."

"Metro Wave Broadcasting is a giant media corporation specializing in broadcast radio. It has 357 affiliate stations in the United States and Canada. Two minutes ago I received a phone call from the man who controls those 357 stations, the president of Metro Wave Broadcasting. He asked me if Metro Wave could pick up this show, pick up Barry Champlaign for national syndication, beginning Monday night. I've had these offers before, and I've been asked in the past if I could ever soften my touch, go a little easier, and my answer has always been the same; Take it or leave it. He took it. And so, beginning Monday night, this show, Night Talk, begins national broadcasting. That means the nation is listening. You better have something to say. I know I do."

"A love story shadowed by murder. A comedy laced with horror."

"John Bedford Lloyd - Wardley Meeks III"

"Penn Jillette - Big Stoop"

"Debra Sandlund - Patty Lareine"

"Wings Hauser - Luther Regency"

"Lawrence Tierney - Dougy Madden"

"Isabella Rossellini - Madeleine Regency"

"Ryan O'Neal - Tim Madden"

"A story of how dangerous love can be."

"I am all wrong for this kind of imbroglio!"

"Madden, take it in the mouth or you'll die. Will you take my pride and joy into your mouth?"