"[mumbling to herself] It's fraught with peril. They gossip, you know, they talk. I saw Danny. Yes, did I tell you? He's getting married. A weekend in Palm Beach means I can wear... what could I wear? I can wear the Dior dress I bought in Paris. Yes, my black dress. Well, Hal always used to surprise me with jewelry. Extravagant pieces. I think he used to buy them at auction. It's so obvious what you're doing. You think I don't know. French au pair. ["Blue Moon" begins playing] This was playing on the Vineyard. "Blue Moon". I used to know the words. I used to know the words. Now they're all a jumble."

"[Ginger tells Jasmine that Eddie knows a dentist looking for help] Oh, forget it! Jesus, it's too menial! I'd go nuts. I wanna go back to school, get my degree and become...you know...Something substantial. I can't just do some mindless job. I was forced to take a job selling shoes on Madison Avenue. So humiliating. Friends I'd had at dinner parties at our apartment came in and I waited on them. I mean, do you have any idea what that's like? You know, one minute you're hosting women and the next, you're measuring their shoe size and fitting them. [emotionally intense] Erica Bishop came into the store. She saw me and was so embarrassed for me, she slipped out thinking I didn't see her. [shouts] I saw you, Erica!"

"[on Chili] He's another version of Augie, he's a loser."

"Who do you have to sleep with around here to get a Stoli martini with a twist of lemon?"

"I may not know a winner when I see one, but I sure as hell can spot a loser."

"Madge Kennedy - Mrs. Laydon"

"Al Lewis - Turkey"

"Michael Conrad - Rollo"

"Robert Fields - Joel Girard"

"Allyn Ann McLerie - Shirley"

"Bruce Dern - James"

"Bonnie Bedelia - Ruby"

"Red Buttons - Harry Kline"

"Gig Young - Rocky Graver"

"Susannah York - Alice LeBlanc"

"Michael Sarrazin - Robert Syverton"

"Jane Fonda - Gloria Beatty"

"Here they are again, folks! These wonderful, wonderful kids! Still struggling! Still hoping! As the clock of fate ticks away, the dance of destiny continues! The marathon goes on, and on, and on! HOW LONG CAN THEY LAST?!"

"You know somethin', Turkey? My old man never got out of the fourth grade. When it came to people, he didn't know his ass from his elbow. You know what he was? He was a faith healer. I used to travel the circuit with him. I was the one he healed. I was the shill to get the crowd set up. "Walk, my boy. When I lay my hand on you, you will walk." You will walk. Sodden old bastard. He thought it was him they believed in, but it was me."

"Jennifer Garner - Dr. Eve Saks"

"Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof"

"[to Ron] I've been looking for you, lone star."

"You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole."

"Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!"

"Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live."

"Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal."

"Watch what you eat and who you eat."

"I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls."

"That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there."

"Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days."

"Paul Ben-Victor - Priest (Voice)"

"Jeremy Luke - Danny"

"Tony Danza - Jon Martello, Sr."

"Brie Larson - Monica Martello"

"Glenne Headly - Angela Martello"

"Rob Brown - Bobby"

"Julianne Moore - Esther"

"Scarlett Johansson - Barbara Sugarman"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Jon "Don Jon" Martello, Jr."

"There's more to life than a happy ending."

"Everyone loves a happy ending."