German Films

"Emilio Rivera - Rico"

"Charles Dance - Deputy Prime Minister David Carlton"

"Kellie Knight - Julie"

"Blair Beware"

"Guess Who's In Da House?"

"Tax Da Panty"

"(after Ali G and his gang break into Downing Street) This is a terrorist attack, shoot on sight!"

"Cleaning Da Filth From Da PM's Hood"

"Sacha Baron Cohen as Alistair Leslie Graham "Ali G" /Borat Sagdiyev"

"Vote Ali G"

"We're going to demolish Slough instead."

"I think we should "keep it real.""

"[to Ali] You know, you are unbelievably stupid."

"What's he doing?"

"Now, I am going to shoot you!"

"Me Iz Introducin’ A White Paper"

"Ali, come on, World War Three's breaking out, you need to do something!"

"Michael Gambon - Prime Minister"

"Capri Ashby - Nurse Nina"

"[repeated line] Keep it real!"

"[everyone's angry in UN] You know why they're so worked up in there? It's because they haven't had their tea yet! Come on!"

"Rohan Mitra - Kate Hedges"

"Clare Stone as Elise aged 15"

"Thomas Byrne as Nemo aged 9"

"Allan Corduner as Dr. Feldheim"

"Juno Temple as Anna aged 15"

"Rhys Ifans as Nemo's father"

"Natasha Little as Nemo's mother"

"Daniel Mays as the young journalist"

"Toby Regbo as Nemo aged 15"

"Jared Leto as Nemo Nobody, both 34 and 118 years old."

"Sarah Polley as Elise"

"Diane Kruger as Anna"

"As long as you don't choose, everything remains possible."

"Before, he was unable to make a choice because he didn't know what would happen. Now that he knows what will happen, he is unable to make a choice."

"Nothing is real, everything is possible."

"Linh Dan Pham as Jean"

"Sometimes people call me Mr. Craft. C-R-A-F-T. Can't Remember A Fucking Thing."

"I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid I haven't been alive enough. It should be written on every school room blackboard; 'life is a playground or nothing.'"

"I always liked fish. I never thought that one day they would like me too. [narrating while in his car underwater]"

"You have to make the right choice. As long as you don't choose, everything remains possible."

"Urgh, you're still here? Did I fall asleep? Sometimes I don't sleep so I think... I think about how it was... and all I have left. What do you see when you look at me? A grumpy old man who never answers questions? Who mixes everything up? Who's kept busy by getting his meals? That's not me. Me... I wear shorts. I'm nine years old. I can run faster than the train. I can't feel my aching back anymore. I'm fifteen. I'm fifteen and I'm in love."

"Why am I me and not somebody else?"

"I can remember a long time ago. Long before my birth. I was waiting with those who were not yet born. When we're not born yet, we know everything. Everything that will happen. When it's your turn, the Angels of Oblivion place a finger on your mouth. "Shh..." It leaves a mark on the upper lip. It means that you have forgotten everything. But the angels missed me."

"If you mix the mashed potatoes and sauce, you can't separate them later. It's forever. The smoke comes out of Daddy's cigarette, but it never goes back in. We cannot go back. That's why it's hard to choose. You have to make the right choice. As long as you don't choose, everything remains possible."

"Janis Martin as Opera Singer"

"Andrzej Borkowski as German Refugee"

"Simon De Deney as S.S. Man"

"Tusse Silberg as Woman Dinner Guest at Drescher's"

"Anna Tzelniker as Cleaning Woman"