"That’s Douglas. I count on him for everything. If I was stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing, it'd be Douglas. We can share him if you want."

"Max Records as Max."

"No...dinner for you, Max! Go to your room! [Max bites on the Connie's shoulder] OW!! [Connie drops Max. Adrian gasps in horror] Max! He bit me! THAT HURTS!"

"Steve Mouzakis as Max's teacher."

"John Leary as Douglas."

"Catherine Keener as Connie Pam Richards."

"Max Pfeifer, Madeleine Greaves, Joshua Jay and Ryan Corr as Claire's friends."

"Sonny Gerasimowicz as Alexander."

"Angus Sampson as Bernard the Bull."

"Catherine O'Hara as Judith."

"Chris Cooper as Douglas."

"Paul Dano as Alexander."

"Ryan Reynolds as The divorced, single, hot Dad"

"James Gandolfini as Carol."

"Mark Ruffalo as Adrian."

"Pepita Emmerichs as Claire."

"Michael Berry Jr. as Bernard the Bull."

"You are now the king, and you will be a truly great king."

"Lauren Ambrose as K.W."

"Vincent Crowley as Carol."

"Alice Parkinson as K.W."

"Let the wild rumpus start!"

"Sam Longley as Ira."

"Spike Jonze as Bob and Terry."

"YOU'RE NOT ACCEPTABLE!!"

"Which one of us is gonna be next?" "I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!"

"A handful of girls enslaved by a diabolical human beast on an island where there is no way out..."

"Rainer Brandt — Bobby"

"One bite from a giant spider turned him into THE WORLD'S MOST HIDEOUS MONSTER with a diabolical lust to KILL!"

"Same old story - you're nice to a man and before you know it, he's getting thrashed."

"[to Bobby] For a guy like you, the worst girl in the world is too good!"

"Seven showgirls crashed on a diabolical island and fought passionately for the ultimate prize... A MAN!!"

"What are dancers? Hot goods for cold nights."

"There's absolutely no reason yet to fear the worst. Until now, we only know that the plane caught fire and we've lost radio contact."

"Craving the Blood of Beautiful Women!"

"I don't know any girls and when I think of the ones I do, I'd rather work."

"Alexander D'Arcy — Gary Webster"

"Gerry Sammer — May"

"Eva Schauland — Nelly"

"Helma Vandenberg — Kate"

"Dorothee Parker — Gladys"

"Helga Franck — Georgia"

"Harald Maresch — Joe"

"Barbara Valentin — Babs"

"Helga Neuner — Ann"

"Elfie Wagner — Linda"

"Walter Faber — Mike Blackwood"

"Let the girl go, or I'm gonna blow your sheriff's brains all over these hillbillies."

"The curse of hunger for crawling things. I really hate that one."