"Don't tell me. My doorman's another one of your admirers."

"Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out…"

"So, um, may be you and I should, you know, what do you think, Huh?"

"A toast to, uh to Maggie's family and friends. May you find yourselves the bulls-eye of an easy target. May you be pu…"

"You're a cynical, explotive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit."

"There is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up."

"Dear Editor: Greetings from the sticks. Perhaps you believe that a rural education is focused mainly on hog calling a…"

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