"[Poppy has just walked into head girl, Harriet] There is an hierarchy in this school, teacher, prefects, scholars, dogs, vermin, Americans; Kate see to that she falls in line!"

"Welcome to Malibu, biatch!"

"Georgia King - Harriet Bentley"

"I didn't start it, it wasn't my fault, and if this were America, I would sue."

"[Poppy and Harriet are fighting as Freddie comes by] Shouldn't you guys be in bikinis for that?"

"Ruby Thomas - Jane"

"Mary Spaeth - Palm Reader"

"Stanley Tucci - Taylor"

"Debra Monk - Aunt Dorothy"

"Rocky Carroll - Tom"

"Patty Duke - Mrs. Boyle"

"Sydney Walker - Julius Blier"

"Kathy Bates - Leah Blier"

"Fern Persons - Elderly Woman"

"Ned Beatty - Dr. Boyle"

"Life's a busman's holiday with you!"

"Can I give you two a piece of advice? Floss."

"Alec Baldwin - Peter Hoskins"

"Je hebt erg witte tanden."

"Annie Golden - Tin Market Musician"

"Meg Ryan - Rita Boyle"

"Armin Shimerman - French Waiter"

"Brian George - Maitre d'"

"Dick Durock - Bouncer"

"Barry Sobel - Gas Station Attendant"

"Stanley Jordan - himself"

"Graham Stark - Jordan the Butler"

"Sab Shimono - Mr. Yakamoto"

"Joyce Van Patten - Nadia's Mother"

"Mark Blum - Denny Gordon"

"Phil Hartman - Ted Davis"

"Stephanie Faracy - Susie Davis"

"George Coe - Harry Gruen"

"Momo Yashima - Mrs. Yakamoto"

"Alice Hirson - Muriel Bedford"

"John Larroquette - David Bedford"

"William Daniels - Judge Harold Bedford"

"I just have this chemical imbalance almost like an allergy to alcohol. It just makes me crazy!"

"Do you recognize me? I used to be a respectable citizen. I had a good job and a promising future. I made only one mistake - I went on a blind date. ...Anyone got $10,000 for bail?"

"A date with her is every man's dream come true. And with dreams like her - who needs nightmares?"

"Bruce Willis - Walter Davis"

"Herb Tanney - Minister"

"Kim Basinger - Nadia Gates"