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abril 10, 2026
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"I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss."
"Sometimes a girl just needs her mom."
"Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot."
"It's a disease... one without a cure."
"Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom."
"They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!"
"I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt."
"As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers."
"Public humiliation can be pretty tiring."
"If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is."
"You realize she was flirting with you."
"Tyler, have you lost your mind?"
"Tyler, these plates are plastic it hurts my hands!"
"She's kinda scary."
"Purple's pretty."
"Welcome to Hell, skanks!"
"Still fairest of them all."
"I thought I was going to marry a Backstreet Boy."
"That girl wouldn't know her Gucci from her Pucci."
"Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare."
"Lose the big hair. This is not Dallas."
"Let me be your Greek guide."
"The Kappas are just a little intense."
"Kappas could use a girl like you."
"Now it's a date, huh?"
"You really are a dork."
"[talking about Spanky] He keeps himself happy."
"Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special...lady products?"
"You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls."
"We always do play fantasy video games and then reenact them."
"Well, today's your lucky day because these are sensational."
"And I think I'm in love with a dork!"
"AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!"
"It is so hard to find a decent gluten free soy patty."
"You are such a... a bitch!"
"Amanda Bynes — Sydney White"
"Sara Paxton — Rachel Witchburn"
"Matt Long — Tyler Prince"
"Jack Carpenter — Lenny"
"Jeremy Howard — Terrence Lubinecki"
"Adam Hendershott — Jeremy"
"Danny Strong — Gurkin"
"Samm Levine — Spanky"
"Arnie Pantoja — George"
"Donté Bonner — Embele"
"Crystal Hunt — Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss"
"Brian Patrick Clarke — Professor Carleton"