"That old black magic has me in its spell That old black magic that I weave so well Those icy fingers up and down your spine The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine"

"John Doolittle — Arthur Shelton"

"Ron Silver — Gary Frantz"

"Julie Lloyd — Bea Shelton"

"Robert Desiderio — Billy Wayne"

"Belita Moreno — Mrs. Vega"

"Roxanne Hart — Wendy Shelton"

"Eugene Roche — Charlie Gray"

"Ted Wass — Bobby Shelton"

"Jason Wingreen — Hotel manager"

"He meets his match in one hot comedy."

"You don't get to be as old as I am unless you can roll with the punches."

"That's funny, they both look like George Burns."

"I keep my name out of the papers. I'm more effective that way."

"Sorry, pal, he asked for me. That's the rules. He asked for me; he's mine. And none of your tricks, either."

"Where am I? Who am I? If I'm not me anymore, why do I still think I'm me? That's the part I can't understand."

"Pretty nice, huh? I made it myself."

"You made a deal with the devil, how dumb could you be?"

"George Burns — God and Harry O. Tophet"

"He's always wanted to look like me, talk like me, be like me, but I'm God."

"Susan Peretz — Louise"

"I left in a hurry yesterday. I forgot a few of the rules. Numero uno: don't tell anyone about us. Now, I heard you already told a little kid and El Capitan. But nobody else. We hate recognition. We're a very sensitive group. If people know we're around, I wouldn't be able to get an angel within a mile of this team."

"Even though you can't see us, we're always watching."

"No one can see me or hear me but you."

"[Shouting angrily at umpire] You call that a call?! Did you call that a call?! In all my years of baseball, I have never seen such a-- [Al the Boss Angel arrives and is able to influence the rest of Knox's words. Knox then, as a result, speaks slowly and calmly] such an astute evaluation of a potentially difficult decision. Masterful call. Oh, have a nice day."

"I believe in the possibility of miraculous things happening, that makes every day of our lives worth getting up for."

"It's like you're saying it's okay to believe in God, but it's not okay to believe in angels. I thought they were on the same team."

"There's a thing called "talent". They don't have it."

"Bruce Gray - Congressman Hughes"

"Paul Collins - Congressman Stamp"

"[With his arms and staff outstretched to the looming Memorial Bridge, as the Ark is fast approaching it.] I command thee halt! Stop! Woah! [Nothing happens] How about a little help here?! [Suddenly the whole right side of the Ark falls dark, as a massive wave four times the size and height of the Ark rises up and crashes down redirecting its path instantly down Capital Mall.]"

"Jim Doughan - Neighbor (man)"

"Meagen Fay - Neighbor (woman)"

"Harve Presnell - Congressman Burrows"

"And he wanted me to wear this robe because he thought it would be funny."

"Madison Mason - Congressman Dodds"