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"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air."
"(Last words) But l'm a fucking demon."
"As I was saying - prior to your firefighting episode - I am... the Metatron. [Bethany stares blankly.] Don't tell me the name doesn't ring a bell. [She continues staring blankly.] You people! If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?"
"Tell a person that you're the Metatron, and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar! May I continue uninterrupted?"
"The whole book's gender-biased. A woman's responsible for original sin. A woman cuts Samson's coif of power. A woman asks for the head of John the Baptist. Read that book again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks."
"So you were an artist? Big deal. Elvis was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. That's why he's the King, and you're a schmuck."
"PA Announcer: [at St. Michael's hospital] I repeat: this is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you. l repeat."
"Get "touched" by an angel."
"It Can Be Hell Getting Into Heaven"
"Faith is a funny thing."
"Prepare Thyself."
"Look out Below"
"Ben Affleck – Bartleby"
"Matt Damon – Loki"
"Linda Fiorentino – Bethany Sloane"
"Alan Rickman – Metatron"
"Chris Rock – Rufus, the 13th Apostle"
"Jason Lee – Azrael"
"Salma Hayek – Serendipity"
"Jason Mewes – Jay"
"Kevin Smith – Silent Bob"
"George Carlin – Cardinal Glick"
"Janeane Garofalo – Liz"
"Alanis Morissette – God"