""Whoa! Check it out, dudes! Never saw green clouds before... well, maybe once. Hey! Where'd all that water come from?!" ~Funky, while flying upside-down"

""There, how could Candy possibly resist me now? (looks at his comb) What's this? Hair? My hair?? AAH! My hair's falling out!!" ~Bluster"

""I can't use this. So what if I've lost a bit of hair? ...AAH! MORE HAIR!! I'm shedding!" ~Bluster"

""I'd rather go on the picnic with your stupid robot than with you!" ~Candy"

""That unimaginative Donkey Kong would be more than happy to trade whatever treasure he finds for a... station wagon to cargo his bananas around". ~Bluster"

""Finally, somebody who speaks my language! Welcome, bro!" ~Funky"

""Uh-oh!" ~Dixie"

""You want to see the Lost World? What channel is that on, Dixie?" ~Wrinkly"

""Writing? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that involve knowing something like, say, the alphabet?" ~Bluster"

""Like the terminal dude said... I'll be back!" ~Funky"

""Hey, I think you've played this game before, haven't you?!" ~Swanky"

""I'm glad Cranky doesn't know about this new console. If he did, I'd never be able to get him off it!" ~Wrinkly"

""Ssshhhh, Kongs! I'm on my last life and you're breaking my concentration!" ~Wrinkly"

""Oh! That Donkey Kong. Is there some sort of world that says boyfriends always have to be late? Well, this time, I'm not taking "Jeez! Sorry, Candy! I forgot" for an answer, the big ape might not know it, but he's in big trouble!" ~Candy"

"YOU. . . . BANANA-SLAMMA!!!!. . . . .NIIIINYYYYYYYYYYYYY. . . . . Newt and you just nothing to lose the CocoNUT!! YOU JUST NOTHING TO LOSE THE COCONUT!!"

"I'm surrounded by fools!"