"K. Rool: HOLD IT! Klump: Yessir! (stops cart and K. Rool falls out) K. Rool: Ow ow ow! AAAHHH!!! What just happened?! WHY DID WE GIVE UP THE COCONUT??!! Krusha: Uh, we had a coconut?"

"K. Rool: Klump! Get back there and find out everything you can about, eh, whatsisname! Klump: Yes sir! Right away, sir! Uh, what is his name?"

"Cranky: Business? You've got no business to go into business! You'll lose your shirt! DK: That's OK. I don't wear a shirt. Cranky: Then you'll lose your tie."

"K. Rool: Behold! The plans for my latest Donkey Kong Doomsday machine! I call it: the KCCBM! Klump: Kccbm? I think you need to recruit more vowels."

"K. Rool: (slurps a Coconut Chill) Mmm, delicious. Klump: They say it's nice to share. K. Rool: I'll be sharing my foot with your tail if you don't get me more of these delicious treats! Klump: Affirmative, ya ol' greedy guts."

"Bluster: The bigger you think, the bigger big shot you are, and the more you impress Candy! DK: Candy? Why didn't you say so? I'm all ears! Diddy: And I'm in for 50%."

"Kutlass: Stop, you little half-a-wit sea dog! Diddy: Halfwit? You two are the ones missing the boat! (Kutlass and Green Kroc realize that Skurvy left without them as they shout out to him.) What a bunch of goofus doofuses! (Laughs.)"

"Cranky: You're supposed to be at my place keeping an eye on the Crystal Coconut! DK: Don't worry, Cranky, I took it for safe keeping. It's right over... Uh oh! It was right here a minute ago! Cranky: Safe keeping, eh?"

"K. Rool: With my KCCBM, we'll be up to our tails in Coconut Chills before you can say "Blast off"! (Klump pushes a big red button that launches the KCCBM.) Kritters: HOORAY!! K. Rool: I wanted to push the big red button! Klump: But you said 'blast off', and I didn't get to say anything!"

"Diddy: That's no ordinary map. Look! Footprints leading to an "X"! DK: So who would want to go clear across the island for an "X"? Funky: Especially when all you can spell with is like, uh, "xylophone"! DK: Or "exit"! Funky: Or "ox"! Diddy: Or TREASURE! DK: There's no "X" in "treasure", Diddy. Diddy: D'OH, I KNOW THAT! I'm saying this is a treasure map! "X" marks the spot!"

"Candy: Hey, where's DK going? Bluster: Candy, uh... forget that. You didn't see them. You're hallucinating! You just think DK's going on a treasure hunt... uh, can I rephrase that? Candy: HE'S STANDING ME UP TO GO ON A TREASURE HUNT?! Why of all the... Dixie: Candy! Trea-sure hunt. As in treasure. Huh? Candy: Treasure? He's going on a treasure hunt? Bluster: Now Candy. As foreman of the... Candy: Are you flying this thing or am I learning to fly it without you!?"

"Klump: Seems the apes are performing some search-and-rescue operation in the mountain mines, sir! K. Rool: What could they possibly be looking for in the mountain mines? Krusha: Duh, rocks? K. Rool: Rocks? Of course! LIKE THE KIND IN YOUR HEAD! What's the target, Klump? Klump: Buried treasure, sir! K. Rool: Any idea what kind of treasure? Klump: Rocks?"

"K. Rool: It's so obvious that the treasure they're looking for is some kind of Doomsday Device capable of destroying an entire island! Do you know what that means? Krusha: Duh, the apes will have supreme domination over Kongo Bongo Island and probably turn us into matching luggage. K. Rool: He does have his moments."

"K. Rool: Where is my Coconut?! Klump: The big monkey wouldn't release it, sir. Krusha: And we said "please"!"

"Banana-slamma!!!!!"

""I was gonna call [Cranky] something else, but... you were present"."

"Aye aye, nose nose, throat throat, ablast to something to keep you me hardlies, and shiver me tree trunks!"

"Its finally over. Now, how do you get outta here? (screams, than fall into a trap and close the trap, than kick off the feet)"

"Hmmm, to know everything, I must give up everything... HEY! Little buddy, I'm giving you my tie collection!"

"Ohh... feels like I got the stuffing knocked out of me... Oh no! I did get the stuffing knocked out of me! Where's my stuffing?!"

""Arr, you got me confused with someone else. I'm Donkey Kroc the pirate, arr, and I'm looking for Donkey Kong the (mimics monkey) ape"."

"That's not mine! Look, there's still a piece of banana inside! I never leave a banana bit! Can I have it?"

""I've never known any problem that couldn't be solved with a little nap"."

"Help, Diddy! I've fallen, and I can't get up! Can you pass me a banana, little buddy?"

""It's hard to believe anybody this cute could have everybody so mad at him"."

""It's the company's fault for making you want it so much"."

""Back off or I'll have to slam you"."

"It's more fun bein' in one of these biplanes than on top of some skyscraper!"

""I got a bad feeling about this, Cranky sounded really mad"."

""I'll shower you in Coconut Cream Pie"."

"I'm Diddy! Ooh Ahh!"

"Ah, never fear, Diddy's here. Just shove an hors d'ouvres plate in front of me and I can find a crab with my eyes closed. HERE, CRAPPY! CRAPPY! Here, Crappy, Crappy..."

"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "You just lost my lucky ball!""

""Only one thing worse than a bruised banana... a bruised butt"."

"Why couldn't you have disappeared forever instead of my ball?"

""Not unless you got a weedwacker and a couple of hours"."

""That sounded like a zebra having his stripes removed"."

"Pay no attention to the monkey behind the monkey!"

"Aliens are taking over Kongo Bongo and all anyone's doing about it is getting their hair done!"

"Jeepin' jungleberries! How can I be an evil ruler if I can't attack the enemy in a helicopter? Oh, that's SO unfair, I HATE that..."

"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "This is all Bluster’s fault! That BONEHEADED BABOON always messes things up and makes us look bad!""

"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "Oh, I do have a future. I do, I do"."

"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "Oh! Those no-good dirty rotten low-down yellow-bellied thievin' slime-sucking salamanders!!""

"[Turns red & angrily throws cap on the ground and starts jumping on it] "Oh, I know that. I'm saying this is a treasure map. X marks the spot!""

""There's no such thing as Bog Monsters"."

"Halfwit? You two are the ones missing the boat!"

"You're only reading this because you're bored!"

"Donkey, I've had enough! That tie - turn it down!"

""Get out of my tent now, you cheeky ape!! Wait till I tell your parents"."

"They can't keep this level of graphics up for much longer! We used to be lucky if we only got three shades of grey, let alone any real colors!"