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April 10, 2026
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"Sarah Paulson - Heather Tate"
"Tom Skerritt - Dr. Radley Tate"
"Juliette Lewis - Carla Tate"
"Diane Keaton - Elizabeth Tate"
"Linda Thorson - Drew Evanson"
"(After watching a couple do a body shot at the bar) Normal couples don't do that. They're from college."
"A love story for the romantically challenged."
"A Romantic Comedy About Letting Go!"
"You killed my daddy!"
"You lived with him when he was nothing, you suffered his youth and the years of struggle, now you're entitled to half of everything he has."
"I don't usually smoke cigars, it's just that my friend had a baby."
"You can cry and not feel sad, just like you can feel sad and not cry."
"Are you all right? You seem a little... nice."
"UCLA. My Cardigan-Sweater period."
"Look, we react to every kick this baby gives, maybe Vada's trying to tell us something too."
"Life is full of barbaric customs, I just hope they all end with a kiss like that."
"When sex is involved, it's always special circumstances."
"Dad, when a boy likes you, does he pretend that he doesn't like you? And if he pretends that he doesn't like you how can you tell that he likes you?"
"Why do they call them training bra's? It's not like learning to ride a bike."
"Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?"
"Oh, Dot. Put out once in a while, your face won't be so tight."
"And you can take that bread and shove it up the tops of your legs!"
"Love is just lust in disguise, and lust fades, so you damn well better be with someone who can stand you."
"Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance."
"Is it physically impossible to French-kiss a man who leaves the new roll of toilet paper resting on top of the empty cardboard roll? Does he not see it? DOES HE NOT *SEE* IT?"
"Guy Van Swearingen as Cop"
"Jack Wallace as Tommy the Bartender"
"Richard Belzer as M.C. / Comic"
"Doug Hara as Driver"
"Evan Lionel as Dealer in Car"
"Anthony Cannata as Pavletz"
"Derek Annunciation as Shooter"
"J. J. Johnston as Shanlon"
"Kathy Baker as Lee"
"Robert De Niro as Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie"
"Uma Thurman as Glory"
"Bill Murray as Frank Milo"
"Frank Welker - Lucifer"
"Jennifer Aniston - Mrs. Beaver"
"Mary Kay Bergman - Cinderella's mother"
"David Caruso as Mike"
"Arthur Holden - Cinderella's father"
"Jim Cummings - The King"
"Kath Soucie - The Queen"
"April Winchell - Lydia Pearson the Train Lady"
"Christopher Daniel Barnes - Prince Charming (speaking voice)"
"Mike Starr as Harold"
"Jennifer Hale - Cinderella (mature; speaking voice)"
"Lacey Chabert - Cinderella (young)"
"Jeff Bennett - Mr. Beaver"