All Quotes

""You son of a dog!". - Guard"

""You'll have to come down sometime, taffer!" - City Watch"

""I will get you, eventually." - Guard"

""I will have you hang for that, you taffer!" - Guard"

""OK, run! If I were you, I would run, too." - Guard"

""Ruby ring and pearls for my ears." - Sleeping Lady"

""What's the matter? You are afraid of the big bad guard?" - Guard"

""Look, I got all taffin' night to look for ya. You got that kind of time?" - Guard"

""Too many shadows. Something could hide here easy." - Guard"

""Hey, you look familiar." - Town's people"

""What's all this? Is someone being clever?" - Guard"

""What's that noise? Oh, boy, sounds like somebody needs a good beating!" - Guard"

""I shall pound thy head when I find thee, craven!" - Hammerite Guard"

"(to his pet hamster Boo, when battle is imminent): Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!"

"(on failure to do damage with equipped weapon): I hit, to no effect!? I need a bigger sword!"

"Boo: *squeak* Minsc: Boo says "WHAT?""

"Camaraderie, adventure, and steel on steel. The stuff of legend! Right Boo?"

"Butt-kicking! For goodness!"

"(when in a Town) Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!"

"Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details."

"Jump on my sword while you can, evil... I won't be as gentle!"

"We are all heroes: You and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere! Rejoice!"

"Squeaky wheel gets the kick!"

"Live by the sword, live a good looong time."

"See battle Boo? Run, Boo, run!"

"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!"

"Feel the backhand of Justice!"

"Full plate, and packing steel!"

"A den of stinking evil. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched!"

"When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!"

"There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least."

"These bars will not hold my wrath. Minsc will be free! Butts shall be liberally kicked in good measure."

"This behaviour must not continue. Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways."

"Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard to reach places."

"Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!"

"Look, Boo - everyone knows now! See how his fame spreads like a scented cloud from your furry back-side when you have had one too many crackers!"

"Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the morals."

"If I continue with this I'll never look Boo in the eyes again. Choose carefully, I'll not let this come to pass."

"After frolicking in a bush that we now consider to be of suspicious nature, both Boo and I have contracted the Calimshite Itch in rather... private places. A salve would be most joyously anticipated!"

"Boo is small and evasive, and there is ever so much of Minsc to search."

"I need aid soon, lest my hamster become an orphan."

"Boo points, I punch. Is very simple relationship, but it is effective."

"Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!"

"What...yes but...but..alright. Boo tells me that I'm raving again. I did not notice a difference, but I shall heed his word, nonetheless."

"Squeak* Boo says that he was just doing his job."

"Boo does not trust this Kiser. See how his nose twitches? Something smells about this, and it is not stinky clouds from Boo's furry backside!"

"My skin may not have scales, but it has seen many suns come and go. Boo thinks you could use some sun too, then you might not smell so much like wet laundry."

"Must have aid soon. Boo is... too young to have to avenge me!"

"I will be the last! And you will go first... Heh hehehehe..."

"Heh, I do not fear death... do you?"