"Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos? Okay, Mr. Psycho gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, …"

"Sorry, Aldeth, but we're siding with the druids. They have this great Aloe-Vera balm they are giving away samples of,…"

"No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience."

"(to Portalbendarwinden): Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurl…"

"For your information, a number of important sociological and psychological theorists have posited that stores exist i…"

"Why are you so fat?"

"Utterly amazing! You spoke so long, but you didn't say anything."

"You know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one", that's what I always say."

"Thank you for the compliment. Shall we kill you now or would you rather beg for a time?"

"I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one."