All Quotes

"Killing is our father's work; embrace it as I have!"

"You are indeed family. No other could have lived to oppose me in person. Of course it will not matter in the end. Ultimately I will prevail, and a new era will be born unto the realms."

"Face ME! FACE THE NEW LORD OF MURDER!"

"You remind me of myself...before I was slaughtered and cast into the Abyss."

"Death comes for you! Feel its icy breath!"

"Ah, yes. Stoke that infernal wrath of yours. I can feel the anger within you, boiling like a pit of sulphur in the crevices of your heart. You feel it, do you not? The taint that surrounds your soul like a serpent, squeezing it, spreading its venom... that taint, that wrath exists in all of the children of Bhaal, but few know how to use it."

"I can teach you how to use your wrath. You can control the taint, direct it, summon it at will. You can become the Slayer at will and become the weapon of murder that you were meant to be! So think of me. Think of how I destroyed your precious Gorion, how I plundered the lives of your Candlekeep. Summon your rage, stir the depths of your black heart! Summon wrath. Summon wrath and become it, for if you cannot, then you are not worthy of Bhaal's blood. It should have been I. It should have been I! ATTACK ME, WORM, IF YOU DARE!!!"

"Tiax rules all!!!"

"You are but grease stains on the wheel of time compared to Tiax!"

"Tiax does as ye will, but one day... BOOM! He rules! Heh-heh."

"The day comes when Tiax will point and click!"

"Ya lil' monkey-spanker."

"When Tiax rules, breeches shall not ride up so wedge-like!"

"(running away): Tiax will rule... From a distance."

"You have disturbed Tiax the Grand again! Such insolence! Tiax will place a mark of shame upon your forehead! All will know your treachery! (casts)"

"Eh... it would appear that... the great and... mighty Tiax... has shrunk his undergarments... three sizes this day."

"Excuse... the mighty Tiax... while he catches his... his breath... He will rule... later."

"Who dares prod Tiax?"

"(On Quayle's death) Ha Ha! Smart guy dies! But Tiax goes on to RULE!"

"We're all doomed."

"We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies."

"(yelling) Montaron, you are so AGGRAVATING! (hushed) 'Tis disturbing to my demeanor!"

"I never like the sunlight. It's just too bright."

"I know dragons with feet like rabbits, 'tis true I swear!"

"I wanted infravision like the elves... But 'tis more than just taking their eyes..."

"Smiles, everyone, smiles! (squeaky, squirrel'ish voice) This is like some great fantasy!"

"Mommy, I'm-a-scared!"

"I'll teach ya grandmother to suck eggs."

"Those the Gods wish to destroy, they first make mad, mad, mad!"

"(On the death of Montaron) Montaron! I...I never loved you!"

"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!"

"Your voice is ambrosia."

"(when injured:squealing) Mommy! I don't feel so good!"

"(squeaky, squirrel-ish voice) Tell us a story, Monty! Something 'bout bears and gold!"

"Izefia: I shall avenge each flower you might have trod on, and every leaf you might have shaken loose in your passing! [attacks party]"

"Alora: I don't think you are happy enough! I'll teach you to be happy!"

"Alora: Happy-happy joy-joy!"

"Angelo: Justice may be blind... but I'm not."

"Chanter: The Lord of Murder shall perish. But in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos will be sown from their passage. So sayeth the wise Alaundo."

"Commoner: Miserable day, it is. I think I got Sune's Horizontal Dancing Disease."

"Davaeorn: So the stoic adventurers have found their way down to my lair."

"Davaeorn: Why have you come? Is it to steal my riches? - or perhaps you seek to righteously punish me for my affront to your morality. It matters little, for you will do neither. Before I dispose of you in some horribly gruesome manner perhaps I should introduce myself. I am known as Davaeorn; I would ask you for your names but I care little to become acquainted with the dead."

"Drizzt Do'Urden: I've sparred with demons from the nine hell's themselves, i shall barely break a sweat here today."

"Drizzt Do'Urden: Tis Your Life to waste!"

"Drizzt Do'Urden: DON'T POKE DRIZZT! 'Tis entirely unsociable."

"Duncan: Hey, don't click me! I don't want any trouble!"

"Edwin: Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!"

"Edwin: Please don't disturb me while I'm plotting to overthrow you."

"Edwin: I do not understand this... 'mouse magic' that makes me do thine bidding."

"Edwin (upon Dynaheir's death): Checkmate! The witch is dead!"