"Ron, I genuinely despise you."

"And may I say good body – luck! Shit."

"Carl, you bastard."

"Lizzie, Lizzie, don't say a word. I was thinking a repeat of the other night, like Fish and Chips, early to bed... Mr…"

"My parents are still together, which proves that love is not only blind, it's bloody stupid."

"The reality is another story, my story. See that good looking fella? No, not the kid in white – the other tired, good…"

"[Walking out onto Centre Court] Fuck a duck."

"What are you talking about. The chalk flew up there's a mark right there."

"Hit this one... and I'll sleep with you."

"Oh my god, shouldn't he be off learning about masturbation or something?"