"What the 'ell just happened?!"

"Engaging Dance Mode!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is TotalBiscuit. I'm here to ask and answer one simple question: W-T-F is Day One: Garr…"

"You hear them? Everyone instantly died. And I have no idea why."

"Behold: my amazing fighting technique, passed down from generation to generation in the illustrious Garry line. Anywa…"

"Oh look, everybody instantly died again! What the hell was that? What killed me?"

"What?! Where the hell did that come from?!" … "Behold! The worst textured panther in the history of video games!"

"What the hell killed me?! I had half health! Why did I just immediately die?! I don't understand what's happening!"

"Maybe it has quick save?" [Silence.] "…No. Of—Of course, that would be asking too much."

"Okay, so tiny…Build's… Waaait a second…"