"Because I "needed" them for school I had previously extorted a chemistry set, a soldering iron a magnifying glass, a …"

"Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!"

"And here endeth the sizzle"

"Keep in mind that the people who go to the theatre tend to be older. I put on a theatre show two years ago now or a y…"

"it’s important to not just sit around and wait for somebody else to give you work: “It's nice if somebody else does, …"

"So you're playing to your audience in a way. And of course, because when you get older, there's not much on the stage…"

"I forgot to mention that where the guest of honour is a man, he should take the hostess's arm when entering the dinin…"

"Nowadays it is hardly necessary to ask permission of a lady to smoke, unless it's opium; but be careful, if you do as…"

"A gentleman should not talk to a lady with his hands in his pockets-unless she's his wife, in which case it's unavoid…"

"People have asked me which was the better-poultry farming or dairy farming.Well, you've got to milk a cow, but a hen …"