"An arch wag has declar'd, that he truly can say Why the Prince did not lay the first stone t'other day: The Restricti…"

"Shelley styles his new poem "Prometheus Unbound," And 'tis like to remain so while time circles round; For surely an …"

"When Anacreon would fight, as the poets have said, A reverse he display'd in his vapour, For while all his poems were…"

"This pair in matrimony Go most unequal snacks: He gets all the Honey, And she gets all the whacks."

"Cease, ye Etonians! and no more With rival wits contend: Feathers, we know, will float in air, And bubbles will ascend."

"It seems as if Nature had curiously plann'd That men's names with their trades should agree; There's Twining the Tea-…"

"Cease your humming; The case is "on"; Defendant's Cumming, Plaintiff's—gone!"

""Lest that by any means When I have preached to others I myself Should be a castaway." If some one now Would take tha…"

"The twentieth century had conclusively settled the question of how a society should be organised: liberal democracy, …"

"For James, there was no sense that expanding Tesco’s sales onto the web was what the human race urgently needed. It d…"