"Go away, go away. You frighten me."

"Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man."

"GIMME MY BLUE BLANKET!!!"

"It's just that I've had it ever since I was a baby, and I find it very comforting."

"Max! Please don't say that word again."

"How humiliating. Max Bialystock. Max Bialystock. You know who I used to be? Max Bialystock! King of Broadway! Six sho…"

"That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!"

"That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler …"

"How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go …"

"You're gonna jump on me."