"Whoa, whoa, whoa, bad idea. Bad. No Cookie. You can't go back, Not by yourself. ~Eve"

"But I've been noticing lately that he is totally Hottie Mchott of Hotland ~Eve"

"Although, to be fair, she is cute as a button.(Why do we say that? What's so cute about a button, anyway?)"

"Boys I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy ~Eve"

"Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she suspected it was going to do something clever, like try to escape from t…"

"Eve: Right, pasta makes foam, good to know. Too hot. Way too hot."

"She had never thought of a guy's feet as sexy before. Not even movie-star feet. But Shane... There was no part of him…"

"Thank you He mimicked You're thanking that bitch? For what, Claire? For beating you? For trying to kill you? For kill…"

"Eve: Well punch him in the face and then run like hell."

"[Talking about Eve] Shane: You've seen that movie where the zombies eat people's brains?"