"Whoa, whoa, whoa, bad idea. Bad. No Cookie. You can't go back, Not by yourself. ~Eve"

"But I've been noticing lately that he is totally Hottie Mchott of Hotland ~Eve"

"Boys I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy ~Eve"

"Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she suspected it was going to do something clever, like try to escape from t…"

"Eve: Right, pasta makes foam, good to know. Too hot. Way too hot."

"She had never thought of a guy's feet as sexy before. Not even movie-star feet. But Shane... There was no part of him…"

"Karma's a bitch, and so am I ~ Eve"

"Thank you He mimicked You're thanking that bitch? For what, Claire? For beating you? For trying to kill you? For kill…"

"Eve: Well punch him in the face and then run like hell."

"[Talking about Eve] Shane: You've seen that movie where the zombies eat people's brains?"