"[after Kelly gives him ectasy] Oh my God, am I gonna die?!?"

"Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, …"

"Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The …"

"[repeated line] What's the craziest thing you've done lately?"

"Just go with it."

"Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?"

"Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! FUCK HER FO…"

"God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!"

"I just gotta fuck something."

"[while giving Danielle a crumpled paper] I just want you to know that I know who you really are, and you're better th…"