"Fortunately for you, we British judge man’s civility not by his compassion for his friends, but by his compassion for…"

"Operator: Will you accept charges for a collect call from Robert Langdon? Jonas: Uh… sure, okay. Robert: Jonas? Jonas…"

"I can't imagine your complaint, sir. You trespassed in my home and placed a nasty welt on the skull of a dear friend.…"

"Sir Leigh: [to Robert and Sophie] Sometimes I wonder who is serving whom? Sir Leigh: [over the intercom to Rémy] I'll…"

"[H]istory is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes …"

"Robert: The keystone is well hidden. Sir Leigh: Extremely well hidden, I hope! Robert: Actually, that depends on how …"

"In my experience, men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire."

"Silas: Stand up slowly, and give it to me. Sir Leigh: Standing is difficult for me. Silas: Precisely. I would prefer …"

"Robert: Who is that? What… happened? Sir Leigh: You were rescued by a knight brandishing an Excalibur made by Acme Or…"

"Pilot: Sir, my humble apologies, but my diplomatic flight allowance provides only for you and your manservant. I cann…"