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"Oh, come on! I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin!"
"Back off, Susan Boyle!"
"Stick your finger in the loop of my tag!"
"Merry Christmas, Everybody!"
"Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine."
"No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber, or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit."
"And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three, very special friends. Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite sometime. One afternoon, Ted was caught behind the Deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami-Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to Store Manager. Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood, with a goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank, where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate, Brandon Routh. Remember Brandon Routh from that god-awful Superman movie? Jesus Christ! Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us! Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori. Not long afterward, he fell into a deep depression, and died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. Donny was arrested by Boston Police in charge with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded. Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight, and went on to become Taylor Lautner."
"Asian Man: What the hell you problem?! You breaka my wall, I breaka your wall!"
"Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett"
"Seth MacFarlane, Zane Cowans - Ted"
"Mila Kunis - Lori Collins"
"Joel McHale - Rex"
"Giovanni Ribisi - Donny"
"Aedin Mincks - Robert"
"Patrick Warburton - Guy"
"Laura Vandervoort - Tanya"
"Matt Walsh - Thomas"
"Jessica Barth - Tami-Lynn"
"Bill Smitrovich - Frank Stevens"
"Alex Borstein - John's mother"
"Ralph Garman - John's father"
"Jessica Stroup - Tracy"
"Sam J. Jones - himself"
"Ryan Reynolds (uncredited) - Jared"
"Norah Jones - herself"
"Tom Skerritt - himself"
"Mike Henry - a Southern newscaster"
"Robert Wu - Wan Ming/Ming the Merciless"
"Ted Danson (uncredited) - himself"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.