"Tyler, have you lost your mind?"

"Crystal Hunt — Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss"

"I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss."

"Sometimes a girl just needs her mom."

"Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot."

"It's a disease... one without a cure."

"Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom."

"They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!"

"As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers."

"Brian Patrick Clarke — Professor Carleton"