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"I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss."
"Sometimes a girl just needs her mom."
"Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot."
"It's a disease... one without a cure."
"Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom."
"They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!"
"I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt."
"As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers."
"Public humiliation can be pretty tiring."
"If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is."
"You realize she was flirting with you."
"Tyler, have you lost your mind?"
"Tyler, these plates are plastic it hurts my hands!"
"She's kinda scary."
"Purple's pretty."
"Welcome to Hell, skanks!"
"Still fairest of them all."
"I thought I was going to marry a Backstreet Boy."
"That girl wouldn't know her Gucci from her Pucci."
"Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare."
"Lose the big hair. This is not Dallas."
"Let me be your Greek guide."
"The Kappas are just a little intense."
"Kappas could use a girl like you."
"Now it's a date, huh?"
"You really are a dork."
"[talking about Spanky] He keeps himself happy."
"Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special...lady products?"
"You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls."
"We always do play fantasy video games and then reenact them."
"Well, today's your lucky day because these are sensational."
"And I think I'm in love with a dork!"
"AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!"
"It is so hard to find a decent gluten free soy patty."
"You are such a... a bitch!"
"Amanda Bynes — Sydney White"
"Sara Paxton — Rachel Witchburn"
"Matt Long — Tyler Prince"
"Jack Carpenter — Lenny"
"Jeremy Howard — Terrence Lubinecki"
"Adam Hendershott — Jeremy"
"Danny Strong — Gurkin"
"Samm Levine — Spanky"
"Arnie Pantoja — George"
"Donté Bonner — Embele"
"Crystal Hunt — Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss"
"Brian Patrick Clarke — Professor Carleton"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.