"Don't be afraid of perfection. You will never attain it!"

"- September 1952/the2nd/Again this morning, while I was on the toilet, I had a truly remarkable piece of insight. My …"

"Mistakes are almost always of a sacred nature. Never try to correct them. On the contrary: rationalize them, understa…"

"Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid."

"July 1952/the 27th/This morning an exceptional defecation: two small turds in the shape of a rhinoceros horns. Such a…"

"- the 29th/Because of a very long fart, really a very long, and let us be frank, melodious fart, that I produced when…"

"Where is the real? All appearance are deceitful, the visible surface is deceptive. I look at my hand.. .It is nerves,…"

"Surrealism in its early period offered specific methods to bring images closer to concrete irrationality. These metho…"

"The anagram 'Avida Dollars' was a talisman for me [referring to 'Divine Dali', so called by André Breton ]. It render…"

"And man's highest mission on earth is to spiritualize everything, it is his excrement in particular that needs it mos…"