"July 1952/the 27th/This morning an exceptional defecation: two small turds in the shape of a rhinoceros horns. Such a…"

"And man's highest mission on earth is to spiritualize everything, it is his excrement in particular that needs it mos…"

"The anagram 'Avida Dollars' was a talisman for me [referring to 'Divine Dali', so called by André Breton ]. It render…"

"Don't be afraid of perfection. You will never attain it!"

"- the 29th/Because of a very long fart, really a very long, and let us be frank, melodious fart, that I produced when…"

"- September 1952/the2nd/Again this morning, while I was on the toilet, I had a truly remarkable piece of insight. My …"

"Where is the real? All appearance are deceitful, the visible surface is deceptive. I look at my hand.. .It is nerves,…"

"Surrealism in its early period offered specific methods to bring images closer to concrete irrationality. These metho…"

"Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid."

"I think that the sweetest freedom for a man on earth consists in being able to live, if he likes, without having the …"