"Don't be afraid of perfection. You will never attain it!"

"And man's highest mission on earth is to spiritualize everything, it is his excrement in particular that needs it mos…"

"Mistakes are almost always of a sacred nature. Never try to correct them. On the contrary: rationalize them, understa…"

"Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid."

"July 1952/the 27th/This morning an exceptional defecation: two small turds in the shape of a rhinoceros horns. Such a…"

"- the 29th/Because of a very long fart, really a very long, and let us be frank, melodious fart, that I produced when…"

"Where is the real? All appearance are deceitful, the visible surface is deceptive. I look at my hand.. .It is nerves,…"

"Surrealism in its early period offered specific methods to bring images closer to concrete irrationality. These metho…"

"The anagram 'Avida Dollars' was a talisman for me [referring to 'Divine Dali', so called by André Breton ]. It render…"

"I think that the sweetest freedom for a man on earth consists in being able to live, if he likes, without having the …"