"Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go."

"People put you down enough, you start to believe it."

"Yo, Viv, babe. Would ya come down here? The Sphincter Police won't let me through."

"Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch."

"Those are two very specific examples of crackheads."

"A name... you want a name... the pressure of a name... I got it! Cinde-fucking-rella!"

"Philip Stuckey: [about Morse] He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the…"

"People's reaction to opera the first time they hear it is extreme. They either love it or they hate it. If they love …"

"[to Edward] In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight."

"I think you have a lot of special gifts, Edward."