"Have your opinion, don't let your opinion have you."

"I just think the closer we (as a species) think we get to God, the closer we get to death."

"Men want to be alone, but we don't wanna be by ourselves."

"I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman i…"

"I said to my girl, "The reason you have a key (to my house) is to keep me from having other women in my house. I give…"

"A beautiful 35-year old ain't as good-looking as an ugly 19-year old."

"(after host Anthony Cumia complained that a black, female bartender once refused to give him an extra drink, even aft…"

"(on the killing of Osama Bin Laden) I watched the Bin Laden thing, and you know, there's what's called the "conspirac…"

"If you tell me 2 + 2 is 4, and I know it is, then you... shove marbles up your ass, I go "Damn, Anthony shoves marble…"

"People always say "Don't you support the troops?" But the troops are an entity that just follows orders. It's not abo…"