"Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system."

"You've got Christ between your thighs... but with a shorter beard."

"[In response to Matthew the waiter's question about how Aldous liked his CD] Oh, I was gonna listen to your CD, but t…"

"I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin and then sort of pasted with honey and then have wasps unleashed a…"

"From the guys who brought you "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Knocked Up""

"The ultimate romantic disaster movie"

"When Peter got dumped by his girlfriend, he wanted to get as far away as possible. Apparently... so did she"

"A comedy about getting dumped, and taking it like a man."

"Jason Segel - Peter "Pete" Bretter"

"When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail."