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"I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."
"When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail."
"Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system."
"You've got Christ between your thighs... but with a shorter beard."
"[In response to Matthew the waiter's question about how Aldous liked his CD] Oh, I was gonna listen to your CD, but then I just went on living my life."
"I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin and then sort of pasted with honey and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals and then I would like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi."
"From the guys who brought you "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Knocked Up""
"The ultimate romantic disaster movie"
"When Peter got dumped by his girlfriend, he wanted to get as far away as possible. Apparently... so did she"
"A comedy about getting dumped, and taking it like a man."
"Jason Segel - Peter "Pete" Bretter"
"Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall"
"Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen"
"Russell Brand - Aldous Snow"
"Jack McBrayer - Darald Braden"
"Bill Hader - Brian Bretter"
"Jonah Hill - Matthew Van Der Wyk"
"Liz Cackowski - Liz Bretter"
"Da'Vone McDonald - Dwayne"
"Maria Thayer - Wyoma Braden"
"Paul Rudd - Chuck / Kunu"
"Jason Bateman - Animal Instincts Detective"
"William Baldwin - Himself / Det. Hunter Rush"
"Teila Tuli - Kimo"
"Branscombe Richmond - Keoki"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.