"When I die, I'm going to go straight to Heaven. And you are going to ask me why. Did I pray enough? No. Did I share enough? Not really. Was I humble enough? Definitely not. So what makes you so sure you're going straight to Heaven, you ask. And I will tell you: because I told the truth."
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